“Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
― G.K. Chesterton
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
H O W ?!
Holy shit
I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.
My god.
Bizarre Victorian fact of the day…
The cooking method ‘flambé’ was first popularised in 1895 when a waiter at the Café de Paris in Monte Carlo accidentally set fire to a dish of crêpes which he was preparing for the future King Edward VII.
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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In honour of the Diamond Jubilee, your dash has been signed by HM Queen Elizabeth II
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Snow White and Rose Red
Arthur Rackham
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(via @heatherquest) #imsayindoe (Taken with instagram)
I need a beard
soundtracktoafailingrelationship:
aha this one time this-riddleof-revenge left me this on my pillow and I came home to it and died
I don’t care how many times I post this it will always be funny
YELLS
AHAH YESS THIS IS FROM ME
it’s perfect and I like it good job
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